Typical First Meeting

management Software development Corporate culture Senior developer Communication gap Client meetings Small talk Technical discussion Professional frustration

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Typical First Meeting

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That awkward client meeting where you're mentally preparing detailed technical answers about cross-platform compatibility issues while your manager is gesturing wildly about how nice the weather's been lately. Nothing says professional development like watching your technical expertise get sidelined for small talk about rain forecasts. The duality of software development meetings - one person ready to dive into code architecture, the other determined to discuss weekend plans. And there you sit, a senior developer with solutions to actual problems, forced to nod along to conversations about cloud formations instead of cloud computing.

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