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The Windows logo getting absolutely grilled about lying that Windows 10 would be the "last OS" only to respond with the most honest answer Microsoft has ever given: MONEY! Back in 2015, Microsoft promised Windows 10 would be the final version with continuous updates forever. Then Windows 11 dropped in 2021, complete with arbitrary TPM 2.0 requirements that conveniently made millions of perfectly good machines "obsolete." The real kicker? They're now pushing Windows 11 so hard that Windows 10 support ends in October 2025, forcing upgrades and new hardware purchases. Nothing says "we care about sustainability" like creating e-waste for profit margins. At least Mr. Krabs would respect the hustle.

Nothing brings people together quite like mutual suffering, and boy does Windows 11 23H2 deliver on that front! Your fancy Microsoft desktop with its shiny new update? Struggling. Your trusty Lenovo laptop running the same cursed version? Also struggling. But at least they're struggling TOGETHER. It's basically a support group where everyone's crying about the same bugs, performance issues, and mysterious crashes. Who needs compatibility when you can have solidarity? Lenovo really said "we're all going down with this ship" and honestly? Respect. The real MVPs are the laptop manufacturers who ensure that when Microsoft drops a problematic update, NOBODY escapes unscathed. Democracy at its finest! 💀

Microsoft really said "we know what's best for you" and turned our beloved "My Computer" into the soulless corporate speak "This PC." Back in 2009, your computer felt like yours —a personal machine you had control over. Fast forward to 2026, and it's just another device in the cloud ecosystem that phones home more often than E.T. The rename wasn't just cosmetic—it symbolized the shift from owning your machine to merely using a terminal that Microsoft graciously lets you access. Your files? OneDrive. Your settings? Synced to the cloud. Your privacy? What privacy? The "This PC" era came with telemetry, forced updates, and the constant reminder that you're not the admin anymore, you're just a guest with elevated privileges. Yeah, we see what you did there, Microsoft. We see it, and we're still salty about it.

Someone actually believed Microsoft would prioritize user experience over quarterly earnings. That's adorable. The monkey puppet side-eye captures that exact moment when you realize Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a centered taskbar and mandatory TPM requirements, but hey, at least the rounded corners look nice while you're searching for the control panel they moved for the 47th time. Spoiler alert: they didn't improve anything, they just made it harder to disable Bing integration.

Someone just casually dropped the most cursed Windows activation tip in existence. Imagine telling people they can activate Windows 7 using a product key that was literally stored on Jeffrey Epstein's computer files. The internet really said "let's combine software piracy with one of the darkest scandals in recent history" and somehow got 658K views. The fact that this key is just... out there, documented, and apparently works is the kind of digital artifact that makes you question everything. It's like finding a working cheat code in the worst possible place. Microsoft's activation servers have no idea they're processing requests with this level of baggage attached. Also, running this in a VM with QEMU/KVM because even the person posting this knows better than to test sketchy product keys on bare metal. Smart move, questionable everything else.