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The joke here is multi-layered, like an onion made of pure irony. Internet Explorer, famously the slowest browser known to mankind, has a Twitter handle "@TheFastest" while reporting on an AWS outage. But the real punchline? The tweet is dated April 1st, 2019, has supposedly 94.8M retweets (more than any tweet in history), and Internet Explorer wouldn't even know about an outage until three years after it was fixed. It's like watching a tortoise report breaking news.

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute DRAMA of it all! Microsoft proudly announces that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, and then BOOM! 💥 Git operations are failing EVERYWHERE! It's like watching a corporate horror movie unfold in real-time! The grim reaper couldn't have timed his entrance better! One minute they're bragging about AI writing their code, and the next minute their Git operations are having an existential crisis. Coincidence? I think NOT! This is what happens when you replace human developers with AI that learned to code by copying StackOverflow answers without reading the comments! Reset the counter indeed—we've gone exactly ZERO days without a Microsoft AI disaster. The skeleton is all of us watching our repositories crumble while Microsoft's PR team frantically tries to explain that AI definitely wasn't responsible for this catastrophe. Sure, Jan. 🙄

Microsoft announces AI agents will be built into Windows, and suddenly everyone's planning their Linux migration. Nothing motivates a sysadmin to finally ditch Windows like the thought of Clippy 2.0 with kernel-level access watching your every keystroke. "I see you're trying to maintain some privacy. Would you like help abandoning that completely?"

The logo parody that perfectly captures the love-hate relationship developers have with VS Code. Sure, it's Microsoft's product, but it's also the editor we can't quit. Just like Plants vs Zombies had us defending our lawn, VS Code has us defending our sanity while Microsoft slowly consumes our RAM. The irony? We willingly install 47 extensions to "optimize" our workflow while wondering why our laptops sound like they're preparing for liftoff.

OMG the absolute BETRAYAL in this image! 💔 Visual Studio Code has somehow infiltrated the squad while the VS Code logo stands there smugly like it owns the place! The audacity! The drama! Every developer has that ONE editor they tried for like 15 minutes in 2017 and somehow developed a lifelong blood oath to defend it to the death. VS Code swooped in with its extensions and pretty icons and now we're all TRAPPED in its blue embrace forever! Meanwhile, our poor abandoned Notepad++ icons weep silently in the recycling bin. 😭

The Venn diagram of pain where Excel users and incels intersect on "incorrectly assuming something is a date." Excel thinks your phone number is February 3rd, 1906, while that other group thinks a friendly "good morning" text means wedding bells. The real tragedy? Both refuse to accept proper formatting instructions.