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One Hell Of Comment

2 days ago 131.0M views 0 shares

Internet Explorer: the browser so legendarily slow that it couldn't even make it to its own funeral on time. Microsoft officially killed it in 2015, but like that one coworker who never reads their emails, IE kept showing up to work for another four years thanks to Edge's compatibility mode. Now Microsoft's finally planning to pull the plug by 2029, which means this zombie browser will have been "dead" for 14 years before it actually dies. The comment is pure gold: "So slow it was literally late to its own funeral." That's not just a roast, that's a cremation. IE spent decades being the punchline of every browser speed joke, and even in death, it's still living up to its reputation. Nothing says "legacy code nightmare" quite like a browser that takes 14 years to finish dying.

Microsoft Certified Expert

Microsoft Programming

3 days ago 146.3M views 3 shares

Someone out there really sat down and created a Microsoft certification for "Advanced Native Application Logic" with the acronym ANAL and thought "yeah, this looks professional, let's print it." The credential ID being 69 is just *chef's kiss* - because why have subtlety when you can go full send into the comedy goldmine? This is either the most elaborate Photoshop flex or someone at Microsoft's certification department had their last day and decided to go out in a blaze of glory. Either way, I'm genuinely impressed by the commitment to the bit. Credential expires in 2030, so you've got plenty of time to put this bad boy on your LinkedIn and watch the recruiters have a collective meltdown.

Nah Bro, This Is Next Level Trolling

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4 days ago 123.4M views 0 shares

You just spent 47 minutes fighting a boss that killed you 23 times, your hands are shaking from adrenaline, your heart is pounding like a jackhammer, and you're FINALLY ready to see what epic loot awaits you... but WAIT! Microsoft has a better idea: how about a nice refreshing ad for car insurance? Or maybe some mobile game garbage? Imagine defeating the final boss, absolutely DRENCHED in sweat and glory, only to have the emotional payoff interrupted by "HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?" The sheer audacity of filing a patent for this is genuinely diabolical. It's like they sat in a boardroom and asked "How can we make gamers hate us even MORE?" and someone raised their hand with this nuclear option. The fact that they actually PATENTED this war crime means they're dead serious about weaponizing the most cathartic moments in gaming. Truly villainous behavior.

The Race To Create More Trash Faster Intensifies Xd

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4 days ago 104.2M views 0 shares

The Race To Create More Trash Faster Intensifies Xd

Nothing says "progress" quite like watching trash can icons get progressively more detailed while the software inside them gets progressively worse. Started with simple pixelated bins in the 90s, got that glossy Internet Explorer look in 2000, then Edge tried to be fancy in 2001. By 2015 someone decided minimalism was the answer. But 2025? Microsoft Teams becomes the trash icon. Finally, some honest branding. And 2026 brings us a rainbow gradient monstrosity that probably requires 4GB of RAM just to render the icon. Can't wait for 2030 when the trash icon will need its own dedicated GPU and cloud subscription.

Fruit Scale Still Runs Windows CE

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6 days ago 58.2M views 0 shares

Nothing says "mission-critical infrastructure" quite like weighing bananas with an operating system from 1996. Windows CE (Compact Edition) was Microsoft's answer to embedded systems, and apparently some grocery store scales took that relationship way too seriously. The real comedy here is that someone's probably getting paid enterprise-level support fees to keep this ancient embedded OS running just so Karen can verify her produce is exactly 0.47 pounds. Meanwhile, the scale's probably got a 32MB processor struggling harder than a junior dev on their first production deployment. Fun fact: Windows CE was discontinued in 2013, but embedded systems are basically digital cockroaches—they never die. They just keep chugging along in ATMs, point-of-sale terminals, and apparently fruit scales, running code that's older than some of the developers maintaining it. The "FTPUpdate" folder visible on the desktop is the cherry on top—nothing screams security like FTP in 2024.

Git Hub Down Daily

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14 days ago 1.4M views 0 shares

The ultimate developer excuse has been flipped on its head. We've all been there—praying for GitHub to go down so we can legitimately avoid working. But now? The tables have turned. Our hero here actually wants to procrastinate with their girlfriend, but GitHub decided to stay up and running like some overachieving production server. The tragedy is real: forced to be productive when all you wanted was a valid excuse to do literally anything else. The "don't know when I'll get this chance again" really sells the desperation. GitHub uptime has become the enemy of work-life balance, and we're all just hostages to Microsoft's infrastructure reliability.

I Mean, It's More Like Dementia, But Otherwise It's Spot On! Xd

Microsoft Programming

14 days ago 2.3M views 2 shares

I Mean, It's More Like Dementia, But Otherwise It's Spot On! Xd

Nothing screams "medical emergency" quite like someone saying they actually enjoy using Microsoft Teams. That's not incoherent speech, that's a full-blown crisis requiring immediate intervention. Teams is that special kind of software that somehow manages to be a memory hog, CPU destroyer, and notification spam machine all at once. It'll freeze mid-call, eat your RAM for breakfast, and randomly decide which messages you get to see. The fact that it's the default communication tool for millions of companies is proof that corporate IT decisions are made in a parallel universe. But hey, at least it's better than Skype for Business... right? Right?

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Me And My Colleagues

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15 days ago 4.3M views 0 shares

Nothing says "workplace harmony" quite like bonding over your shared Stockholm syndrome with Microsoft's IDE. Two developers meet, sparks fly, they both confess their undying devotion to Visual Studio... and then reality crashes harder than a null pointer exception when they realize one's team is stuck with Visual Studio Code while the other gets the FULL Visual Studio experience. It's like finding your soulmate only to discover they prefer tabs over spaces. The awkward silence is deafening, the betrayal is REAL, and HR is definitely getting a call about this tension.

C Sharp Dictionaries Be Like That

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21 days ago 4.2M views 0 shares

C# Dictionary's Add() method is basically that one coworker who absolutely refuses to compromise. No graceful handling, no "hey this key already exists, want me to update it?" Just straight-up throws an ArgumentException and ruins your day. Meanwhile, you've got perfectly reasonable alternatives like the indexer dict[key] = value that'll just upsert like a civilized data structure, or TryAdd() that politely returns false. But nah, Add() chose violence. It's the programming equivalent of screaming "I SAID ADD IT!" while flipping the table when someone suggests maybe checking first. Classic Microsoft energy right there.

This Is The Last OS I Swear

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25 days ago 64.4M views 1 shares

Microsoft really out here treating OS releases like a bad relationship. "Windows 10 will be the LAST version ever! We'll just update it forever!" they said. Then Windows 11 shows up like "hey bestie" with rounded corners and a centered taskbar nobody asked for. The Spider-Man multiverse format is chef's kiss because it perfectly captures Microsoft's cycle: confidently announcing this is definitely the final iteration, only to inevitably do it all over again. Remember when they killed Windows 8 after everyone roasted it? Or how Vista became the cautionary tale? Or ME? Or... you get the point. The best part? We all know they're gonna do it again. Windows 12 leaks are already floating around. It's not a bug, it's a feature of their business model.

I Just Wanted To Read A Single Document Man

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26 days ago 59.0M views 0 shares

I Just Wanted To Read A Single Document Man

Oh no. OH NO. You've done it now. You clicked a PDF without setting your default app, and Microsoft Edge has risen from its cursed slumber like some eldritch horror you forgot existed. You just wanted to glance at a receipt or tax document for 2 seconds, but instead you've summoned the ANCIENT ONE – the browser that Microsoft desperately wants you to use but literally nobody asked for. Edge opens with the speed and grace of a freight train, consuming your RAM like it's at an all-you-can-eat buffet, just to display a single page PDF that any lightweight reader could've handled in 0.2 seconds. The worst part? It's now your default PDF viewer until you go dig through seventeen layers of settings to fix it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Windows User And Linux User

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1 month ago 121.3M views 4 shares

The beautiful irony of OS tribalism: Windows and Linux users spend all day roasting each other and dunking on Apple, only to unite like long-lost brothers when it comes to trashing Microsoft and Windows itself. It's like watching someone talk trash about their own family—totally fine when they do it, but they'll still nod along when you do too. Meanwhile, Mac users are just sitting there having an existential crisis because someone dared criticize their overpriced aluminum rectangle. The real kicker? Linux users simultaneously hate Microsoft while WSL2 slowly turns Windows into a glorified Linux terminal emulator. The enemy of my enemy is... still my enemy, but at least we can agree on something.

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