Let's Learn Active X

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Let's Learn Active X

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Junior devs gasping for air while being forced to learn Visual Basic 6.0 is the tech equivalent of waterboarding. Nothing prepares you for the existential crisis of maintaining code from the Clinton administration. The senior dev dangling that mudskipper of knowledge is just thinking "If I had to suffer through this nightmare in 2003, so do you." Legacy code: where dreams and modern programming practices go to die.

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