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It Takes Two Mins To Open

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1 year ago 584,919 views 0 shares

It Takes Two Mins To Open

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When your doctor asks about mental illness in the family and you have to confess your brother uses Visual Studio as a text editor. The true insanity isn't just using a 10GB IDE to edit a 2KB file—it's waiting through that startup time when Notepad was right there. Launching Visual Studio to edit a simple text file is like bringing a nuclear submarine to a fishing pond. Your RAM isn't crying, it's writing a suicide note.

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