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Content Jason Fried jasonfried Suivre V Prediction: If Github ends up selling itself one day, Microsoft will be the buyer. 6 Traduire le Tweet 17:11 - 4 fevr. 2014 868 Retweets 1 610 J'aime 73 17 868 1,6 k

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The perfect multilingual programming pun doesn't exi-- For the uninitiated, "pivo" means "beer" in several Slavic languages, while PIVOT tables are Excel's data manipulation nightmare fuel. This meme beautifully captures the duality of a data analyst's existence: spending hours wrestling with Excel's PIVOT functionality versus just giving up and having a flight of beers instead. The "or sth, I don't use Excel" is that classic programmer flex - because real developers write SQL queries or Python pandas code instead of clicking through Excel's labyrinthine UI. It's the perfect blend of "I'm too good for spreadsheets" and "I'd rather drink beer than deal with this corporate hell."

Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad many browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProdrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. Someone just casually broadcasted their Microsoft session operator password (literally "Sab001") and then had the AUDACITY to remind everyone to use their personal credentials for minimum apps! 💀 This is the security equivalent of locking your front door but leaving a note on it saying "KEY UNDER DOORMAT" in neon letters. The security team is probably having simultaneous heart attacks right now while hackers are sending thank-you cards to the TV station! The absolute IRONY of a sign telling people to protect their credentials while broadcasting the password to millions is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Security through obscurity? More like insecurity through publicity!

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