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Nothing says "we take security seriously" like posting your admin credentials on a sticky note that ends up on national TV. That sign literally says "For Microsoft Session We Use Operator Password: Sab001" and then goes on about personal credentials for other systems. Some poor IT admin is having a heart attack right now while frantically resetting passwords across the entire organization. The best security system in the world, defeated by a post-it note and a camera crew. Classic example of why your security policy should include "don't write passwords where millions can see them."

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Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad man browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProarammerHumor.io

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OMG! It's the classic Scooby-Doo villain reveal, but make it GAMING INDUSTRY TRAUMA! 💀 Fred yanks off the ghost sheet to reveal—GASP—it was Nintendo all along behind those European video game companies getting bought out and destroyed! Meanwhile, EA, Sony, Microsoft, and Ubisoft lurk in the background like the shady corporate vultures they are. The audacity! The betrayal! The absolute CARNAGE of beloved studios being consumed by these gaming overlords! And here we thought we were getting original content when it was just the same five companies in different trench coats this ENTIRE TIME!