Windows Vs. Linux: The Freedom Paradox

Operating systems Bootloader Edge browser Uninstall User freedom System permissions

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2 days ago 97,308 views 1 shares

Windows Vs. Linux: The Freedom Paradox

windows-memes, linux-memes, edge-browser-memes, uninstall-memes, bootloader-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Windows is having an absolute MELTDOWN at the mere suggestion of uninstalling Edge, shrieking like it's the end of civilization as we know it! Meanwhile, Linux is just sitting there with its penguin smugness like "Bootloader? Pfft, delete whatever you want, I'm not your mom." The sheer AUDACITY of the difference! Windows treating you like a toddler with scissors while Linux basically hands you a chainsaw and says "have fun, sweetie!" 💀

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