There's No Escape From Windows Updates

Someone at Microsoft thought writing C code in PowerShell was a brilliant idea. That's like trying to perform brain surgery with a pizza cutter. The tab literally says "PowerShell" but they're writing C code with main() and argc/argv parameters—the terminal equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Microsoft finally upgrading the default terminal while developers everywhere scream internally at whoever created this promo image. Ten bucks says the person who made this screenshot has "proficient in C++" on their resume but thinks pointers are what you use to click things.

Launching regular Visual Studio when you meant to open VS Code is like preparing for a quick bike ride and accidentally firing up a space shuttle. That 10GB monster starts loading all its enterprise features, designer tools, and seventeen billion extensions while your RAM screams for mercy. By the time it finishes launching, you could have rewritten your entire codebase in assembly, learned Rust, and developed a mild caffeine addiction. And God help you if you're on a laptop that's more than 2 years old - might as well go make a sandwich and contemplate your life choices.

Yes, apparently gamers need antivirus software too. Because nothing says "elite gaming rig" like paying €19.99 to protect your system from the viruses you downloaded while trying to get free Minecraft skins. The real game here is Norton convincing gamers they need special protection from "dark web monitoring" when the darkest web most encounter is Discord at 3AM. Bonus points for the physical cards that let you download digital software—perfect for when you want the environmental impact of plastic with the convenience of... having to type everything in anyway.

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THE SKULL AND GEAR OF DOOM! 💀⚙️ That IT Support vest is basically advertising "I'm the grim reaper of your technical nightmares!" When the guy with THIS logo shows up, your computer isn't just broken—it's having an existential crisis! Your data isn't just corrupted—it's been dragged to the digital underworld! Your network isn't just down—it's being tortured in techno-hell! And yet we still expect these harbingers of digital doom to fix everything with a smile while we ask "have you tried turning it off and on again?" for the billionth time. The skull doesn't represent what they'll do to your computer—it represents their slowly dying soul after explaining to Karen from accounting that no, her coffee cup holder isn't broken, THAT'S A DVD DRIVE!

That CPU temperature reading of 60102451134464.0°C suggests your computer has achieved nuclear fusion. Congratulations on creating a small sun inside your PC case. The good news is your utilization is only at 10% - imagine the temperature when you try to open Chrome. Probably just a minor overflow error, but I'd still recommend keeping a fire extinguisher nearby... and possibly notifying CERN.