The 51-Year Development Delay

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The 51-Year Development Delay

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Accidentally launching full Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like embarking on an interstellar journey when you just wanted to go to the corner store. The meme perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize your computer's RAM is about to be consumed by a software behemoth that takes longer to load than continental drift. By the time Visual Studio finishes initializing, your deadline will have passed, your coffee will be cold, and humanity will have colonized Mars. The difference between these two IDEs is basically the difference between bringing a nuclear warhead or a pocket knife to slice an apple.

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