The 51-Year Development Delay

Microsoft's "brilliant" business strategy exposed! 🧠💰 Step 1: Pay engineers to build something Step 2: Fire those same engineers Step 3: Make the product open source Step 4: Watch the now-unemployed engineers maintain it for free Step 5: Profit The ultimate corporate galaxy brain move - why pay for labor when you can exploit passion projects and community goodwill? Nothing says "we value developers" quite like turning your workforce into unpaid volunteers!

The evolution of Windows is perfectly represented by these increasingly ridiculous hammers. Started with a primitive rock in 3.1, gradually morphed into something resembling an actual tool by XP, then completely lost the plot with each new version. By Windows 10, Microsoft apparently decided what users really needed was a bizarre multi-headed monstrosity that looks like it escaped from a hardware store fever dream. And Windows 11? That's just Windows 10's hammer after it discovered anime and cyberpunk aesthetics. The irony is that despite all this "innovation," most of us still just need to pound in a nail. But hey, at least that Windows 11 hammer can probably run Crysis while it's breaking your thumb.

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Windows built-in tools be like "Sorry, can't help with that basic file operation. Would you like to upgrade to Premium™ for $49.99?" Meanwhile, 7-Zip just silently handles everything from DMG files to ISO mounting without ever asking for your credit card or bombarding you with "PLEASE REGISTER" popups. The stark contrast between native Windows functionality and this humble, free utility is why developers worship at the altar of 7-Zip. It's that reliable friend who helps you move apartments while Windows is the guy who "would totally help but has a thing that day."

Uncle Sam Microsoft wants YOUR screenshots! Nothing says "we respect your privacy" quite like collecting thousands of your screen captures for "AI training purposes." The Gaming Copilot feature with its innocent "Recall" button is just Microsoft's fancy way of saying "please hand over visual documentation of everything you do on your computer." Next time Microsoft asks "how would you like this wrapped?" just know they're gift-wrapping your personal data for their machine learning models. But hey, at least they asked nicely before peeking at your embarrassing folder structures and questionable browser tabs!