The Defender Has Become The Chad

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The Defender Has Become The Chad

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Windows Defender out here flexing those muscles while other antivirus software just sits in the corner eating resources. Remember when we paid for third-party antivirus that would slow your machine to a crawl? Now the built-in option is somehow the chad of the security world. The tables have turned so hard they've got splinters.

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