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Massively Incompetent Coders Running Overpriced Software On Flaky Technology

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1 year ago 323,051 views 0 shares

Massively Incompetent Coders Running Overpriced Software On Flaky Technology

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Skip the ideological debates about Microsoft's corporate ethics—real developers judge them by their code quality. Nothing says "seasoned engineer" like hating Microsoft not because of some abstract moral stance, but because you've spent 3 hours debugging why their API randomly returns XML instead of JSON when Mercury is in retrograde. It's not about principles; it's about the trauma of watching Windows Update reboot your machine mid-deployment.

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