Beginners Be Like Well Well Well

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23 days ago 172,142 views 1 shares

Beginners Be Like Well Well Well

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The VS Code startup screen - where beginners stare in awe at a splash screen that's basically just ASCII art mountains with a logo. Meanwhile, the rest of us disabled that nonsense years ago because those 0.8 seconds could be spent contemplating our life choices. Nothing says "I'm new here" like being impressed by decorative dots.

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