Too Large To Run

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Too Large To Run

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The universe has black holes, neutron stars, and then there's Android Studio on first launch. The meme perfectly captures the gravitational strain of various IDEs on your system resources. Lightweight editors barely make a dent, XCode pulls harder, Visual Studio drags your CPU into the abyss, and Android Studio? That thing bends spacetime itself while your RAM begs for mercy. Nothing says "time for coffee" like watching that loading bar crawl across your screen as your cooling fans achieve liftoff velocity.

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