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The lead developer has ascended to mythical status. While you're still running 8GB and Chrome tabs like a game of resource management Jenga, this person apparently has DDR5 RAM. You know, the stuff that costs more than your monthly grocery budget. The rest of the team is out here swapping to disk like it's 2005, but the lead dev? They're living in the future, probably running Docker containers like they're free. DDR5 is the latest RAM standard that's faster and more expensive than DDR4, which means it's perfect for flexing on your coworkers. Nothing says "I'm important" quite like having hardware that doesn't freeze when you open your IDE, browser, Slack, and that one Electron app that somehow uses 4GB by itself.

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