Fake News In My Codebase

ide Code suggestions Political correctness Dummy data Coding frustrations Developer tools Code editor Inclusive language

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Fake News In My Codebase

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IDE suggestion: "Consider replacing a possibly ableist word 'dummy'." Oh great, now even my code editor has opinions on political correctness. Next it'll suggest I apologize to my variables for assigning them values without consent. Just let me write terrible code in peace without the moral judgment, thanks.

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