I Cannae Change The Laws Of Physics

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I Cannae Change The Laws Of Physics

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The AUDACITY of these IDEs! You create a variable with your own two hands, your fingers still warm from typing it, and this silicon-based TRAITOR has the nerve to throw a warning that you're not using it? EXCUSE ME?! I literally just birthed this variable into existence 0.03 seconds ago! What do you want from me?! A formal introduction? A five-year plan for its usage? Should I write it a college recommendation letter too?! I'm coding at the speed of thought here—my brain is already seven functions ahead while this digital backseat driver is questioning my life choices. The compiler and I are basically in a toxic relationship at this point.

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