The Family's Code Editor Disorder

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The Family's Code Editor Disorder

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The mental health screening just took an unexpected turn! Using Visual Studio as your default text editor is like bringing a nuclear submarine to a fishing trip. Sure, it'll work, but the 15-minute startup time and 8GB of RAM consumption just to edit "hello.txt" might be signs of deeper issues. The family probably has a history of installing entire IDEs to change a single line of config files. Next question: "Does anyone in your family use Electron apps to check the weather?"

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