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Karen Inspect - The Python HR Linter
Python Programming Debugging
21 days ago 73.0K views 0 shares
Karen Inspect - The Python HR Linter
Ah, the "Karen Inspect" linter - for when your code needs to speak to the manager of syntax. This satirical Python tool scans your code for "problematic" terms like master/slave and blacklist/whitelist, while enforcing ridiculous rules like "function names must be complete sentences with punctuation." Because nothing says "production ready" like code that passes HR's sensitivity training but can't actually run. My favorite part is flagging "temp" variables because "everything should be permanent!" - clearly written by someone who's never had to debug a 10,000-line legacy codebase at 2am. Next update will probably flag recursion as "self-centered behavior" and loops as "showing signs of obsessive tendencies."

Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition
Programming Agile
26 days ago 93.8K views 0 shares
Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition
The ultimate remote work chess match in emoji form! Employee messages HR with just a rain cloud emoji (translation: "I can't come to work, it's pouring outside"). HR immediately counters with the umbrella emoji (translation: "Nice try, but umbrellas exist"). This is basically exception handling in human form. Employee throws a WeatherException, HR catches it and returns a SolutionImplementedException. Checkmate in one move.

Memory Leaks: It's Not The Bug, It's Who Reports It
C++ Programming Debugging Backend
28 days ago 76.0K views 0 shares
Memory Leaks: It's Not The Bug, It's Who Reports It
The duality of C++ developers confessing their sins. When the attractive dev with the C logo head admits to memory leaks, it's "awww, you're sweet" territory. But when the sweaty guy in a sweater vest does it? Straight to HR jail. Let's be honest, memory management is like dating - it's all about who's doing the allocating, not what's being allocated. The garbage collector can't save you from workplace discrimination.

What Else Could It Be
Networking Hardware Programming
1 month ago 88.3K views 0 shares
What Else Could It Be
Oh sweet summer child... In the tech world, WAP means Wireless Access Point. In the other world, well... let's just say Cardi B wasn't rapping about network infrastructure. That awkward moment when you realize the HR ladies weren't correcting your technical knowledge—they were saving you from yourself. Nothing like discovering you've been enthusiastically discussing something completely different in all those meetings. Bet those quarterly reports read differently now!

Glad To Hear You Never
Programming
1 month ago 67.2K views 0 shares
Glad To Hear You Never
That gleeful smile when your 15 years of coding experience, 3 GitHub repos with 1000+ stars, and custom-built compiler don't match their automated keyword filter looking for "5+ years experience in a framework released 2 years ago." Your resume never stood a chance against the mighty ATS that can't tell Python from a snake. But hey, at least they'll send you a rejection email in 6-8 business months!

When Your HR's Keyword Filter Is Too Angular
Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming
1 month ago 96.0K views 1 shares
When Your HR's Keyword Filter Is Too Angular
Congratulations to HR for inventing a filter so powerful it rejected their own tech lead! Turns out they were searching for "AngularJS" when they needed "Angular" developers—two completely different frameworks that just happen to share a name and confuse non-technical people. The sweet irony? Their auto-rejection system was so efficiently broken that it filtered out every single qualified candidate for three months while HR kept lying about having "candidates in the pipeline." Nothing says corporate efficiency like designing an automated system to reject the exact people you're trying to hire! Half the HR department got fired, but hey—at least their keyword filtering worked flawlessly at something!

Did You Complete Them: The Corporate Training Paradox
Programming Security Testing
1 month ago 82.0K views 0 shares
Did You Complete Them: The Corporate Training Paradox
Corporate training modules: the final boss of workplace tedium. First panel shows the truth—they're outdated, ineffective digital zombies that HR unleashes upon us. Second panel reveals the grim reality—we've all morphed into those expressionless NPCs, mindlessly announcing "completion" just to make them go away. The transformation is complete when you realize you've spent 4 hours clicking through a security training that could've been a single email saying "don't use 'password123'." The greatest fiction in software engineering isn't AI consciousness—it's pretending anyone actually learns from these things.