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Ah, the magical world of "vibe coding" - where efficiency means creating catastrophic inefficiency at unprecedented speed! Two engineers casually generating enough technical debt to keep 50 engineers employed for the next decade. It's like watching arsonists brag about how quickly they can burn down a forest. "Look at us being so productive with our unreadable one-liners and zero documentation!" Meanwhile, future developers are already updating their résumés because they sense a disturbance in the codebase. Remember kids, technical debt is like regular debt except your bank is the grim reaper of software projects, and he always collects with interest.

The eternal work ethic of software engineers—where even mortality is evaluated through the lens of optimizing PTO. Nothing says "dedicated professional" quite like hoping your demise conveniently falls before the morning standup. The true sign of a seasoned dev isn't elegant code or clever algorithms—it's calculating how to maximize the efficiency of your own death to avoid wasting a perfectly good sick day. Because heaven forbid you die at 5:01 PM after already putting in a full day of debugging someone else's spaghetti code.

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