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Nothing quite captures the delusion of software development like a project manager confidently declaring "100% finished software" while DevOps and Lead developers frantically perform emergency surgery behind the scenes. The software is clearly on life support, but hey, according to the slideshow presentation, everything's perfect! Just don't look behind the curtain where reality is gasping for air. Classic case of "works on my PowerPoint" syndrome.

Remember when we actually had to memorize algorithms and syntax? Now my brain's shrinking faster than my will to whiteboard during interviews. The top image shows Homer Simpson's brain scan before ChatGPT, all plump and functional. The bottom shows what's left after outsourcing our thinking to AI - just enough neurons to type "write me a function that..." and hit enter. Evolution in reverse, folks - soon we'll just be fingers attached to a coffee mug.

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