Did You Complete Them: The Corporate Training Paradox

Software engineers Onboarding Workplace Corporate life Compliance Corporate training Hr Security training Clickthrough

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Did You Complete Them: The Corporate Training Paradox

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Corporate training modules: the final boss of workplace tedium. First panel shows the truth—they're outdated, ineffective digital zombies that HR unleashes upon us. Second panel reveals the grim reality—we've all morphed into those expressionless NPCs, mindlessly announcing "completion" just to make them go away. The transformation is complete when you realize you've spent 4 hours clicking through a security training that could've been a single email saying "don't use 'password123'." The greatest fiction in software engineering isn't AI consciousness—it's pretending anyone actually learns from these things.

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