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OMG, the ETERNAL TECH INTERVIEW DANCE! 💃
HR thinks they're conducting a sophisticated talent search while candidates are DESPERATELY trying to figure out if the company offers basic human necessities! The absolute DRAMA of it all!
HR: "We need passionate code warriors who BLEED our company values!"
Candidates: "But do you have health insurance so I don't ACTUALLY bleed to death?"
It's like two people speaking completely different languages while trapped in the same Zoom call! One's hunting for ping-pong-loving code monkeys, the other's just trying to avoid weekend slavery. The AUDACITY of both sides thinking the other one cares about their priorities!
The solution? Actually TALK to each other like humans instead of corporate robots performing a ritual mating dance. REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT!
