Layoffs Has Entered The Chat

github Tech industry Tech jobs Contribution graph Corporate Layoffs Budget cuts Severance Hr Year end

Programming Webdev Devops

5 days ago 71,315 views 0 shares

Layoffs Has Entered The Chat

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Ah, the classic tech industry contribution heatmap that suddenly looks like a Christmas tree in Q4! Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" quite like waiting until November-December to trim the workforce.

That green activity spike at year-end isn't developers crushing those last user stories—it's HR deploying their most active codebase: the severance package generator.

Pro tip: When your calendar invites start coming from "[email protected]" instead of your manager's email in December, it might be time to update that LinkedIn profile you've been neglecting since 2018.

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