Time For Summer Vacation I Guess

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Time For Summer Vacation I Guess

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The SHEER HORROR of discovering HR is lurking on your boss call! One second you're casually trash-talking the codebase, and the next you're frantically backpedaling like your career depends on it—BECAUSE IT DOES! That instant transformation from "let me tell you what's wrong with everything" to "I've always been PASSIONATE about our company values" happens faster than a production server crashing after you push untested code. The corporate equivalent of stepping on a LEGO at 3 AM—unexpected, painful, and leaves you questioning all your life choices! 💀

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