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Who Cares About Time Complexity

Who Cares About Time Complexity
💀 THE AUDACITY of this code! Converting Roman numerals by replacing each symbol with its equivalent in unary notation and then just returning the string length?! This is like solving a math problem by drawing stick figures and counting them. The algorithm's time complexity is the LEAST of our concerns when someone's out here committing war crimes against computer science. Somewhere, a CS professor just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.

The First Rule Of Programming: If It Works, Don't Touch It!

The First Rule Of Programming: If It Works, Don't Touch It!
Oh. My. GOD! The sacred commandment of code has been perfectly illustrated by this absolute MASTERPIECE of plumbing ingenuity! 💀 That broken pipe with water miraculously flowing THROUGH THE HOLE instead of leaking?! It's the physical manifestation of that horrifying moment when your janky code works for reasons that defy the laws of computer science! Every developer has that one unholy abomination in production—held together by duct tape, prayers, and Stack Overflow answers from 2011—that we're TERRIFIED to refactor. Touch it? And risk TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE? Absolutely not! Ship it and RUN AWAY!

Madness Or Brilliance

Madness Or Brilliance
Every developer knows that proper debugging tools exist. And yet, there we are at 3 AM, littering our code with console.log() statements like breadcrumbs in a forest of bugs. Sure, it's primitive. Sure, your senior developer is judging you. But when that random string finally prints exactly where you expected it to, you feel like a goddamn genius. It's not elegant, but it gets the job done—just like duct tape on a space station.

Is It Doing What I Want Is Not The Only Question Worth Asking

Is It Doing What I Want Is Not The Only Question Worth Asking
The perfect metaphor for "vibe coding" doesn't exi— For the uninitiated, "vibe coding" is when your code works but you have absolutely no idea why. Just like the protagonist in Bedazzled who gets his wishes granted with catastrophic unintended consequences, your code technically does what you asked... but at what cost? That look of existential dread on his face is the same one you make at 3AM when your hacky solution works in production and now you're terrified to ever touch it again. The snake? That's the technical debt coiling around your neck.

The Unexpected Code Whisperer

The Unexpected Code Whisperer
That moment when you ignore all the "best practices" and write code that looks like a crime scene—yet somehow it's the only solution that works. The cat's transition from judgmental stare to sunglasses-wearing swagger is basically your ego going from "I might be doing this wrong" to "I'm a misunderstood genius and you're all peasants." Sure, your professor is silently judging your variable names like 'temp1' and 'stuff', but who's laughing now? Not the 30 classmates with perfectly formatted, non-functional code.

The Formal Commit Illusion

The Formal Commit Illusion
The duality of development in one perfect image! On the left, we have the disheveled cat representing your code during development—messy, unkempt, and barely holding together with duct tape and wishful thinking. But somehow it works! Then on the right, the same cat in a tuxedo represents that exact same code when you're ready to push it to Git—suddenly all professional and fancy, as if it wasn't a complete disaster zone five minutes ago. The transformation is purely cosmetic though—underneath that formal attire is still the same chaotic code that you're praying nobody reviews too closely during the pull request.

Please Refactor Already

Please Refactor Already
Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to its logical extreme. Some sysadmin out there is powering their laptop through a Frankenstein's monster of adapters rather than risk a system update. The exposed wire is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "99.9999% uptime" like a fire hazard waiting to happen. This is the digital equivalent of holding your breath while merging to production. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is having heart palpitations looking at this.

My Program That Works Perfectly

My Program That Works Perfectly
A building held up by wooden beams labeled "else if" statements. That's your codebase after you decided to handle every edge case with another conditional instead of proper error handling or design patterns. The building hasn't collapsed yet , but we all know it's one more feature request away from catastrophic failure. Just like your sprint deadline.

The World Does Not Run On Vibes

The World Does Not Run On Vibes
That tiny little stick labeled "Vibe Coding" is carrying the weight of our entire digital civilization. Next time your manager says "just get it working," remember this is how we built the internet. One hacky solution at a time, held together by StackOverflow answers and caffeine. The terrifying part? It's not even exaggerating.

It Works In Production

It Works In Production
The traffic light is barely hanging on by a thread, but the red light still works. Just like that production code you wrote at 2am with 17 nested if-statements and no comments. Sure, it looks like it might collapse at any moment, but the client only cares that it stops traffic... I mean, prevents runtime errors. Ship it.

If It Works, It Works

If It Works, It Works
The sweaty, nervous face says it all. Sure, your code might look like it was written during a caffeine-induced panic attack at 4am, but hey—it passes all the tests. The "if it works, it works" philosophy is the duct tape of programming. Your colleagues can judge your 17 nested if-statements and that one function that's somehow 500 lines long, but they can't argue with results. Pragmatism beats elegance when the deadline was yesterday.

It Works, Don't Touch It

It Works, Don't Touch It
The traffic light is literally hanging by a thread but still functioning—just like that spaghetti code you wrote at 3 AM with 17 nested if-statements and zero comments. Sure, it violates every engineering principle known to mankind, but the unit tests pass! That red light stopping traffic is the digital equivalent of your monstrosity somehow preventing production crashes while your tech lead silently weeps during code review.