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That traffic light is hanging by a thread but still dutifully signaling red! Just like that production code held together with duct tape, regex hacks, and questionable if-else chains that somehow passes all tests.
The compiler doesn't judge your spaghetti code—it just wants syntax compliance. And honestly, who among us hasn't pushed that monstrosity to production with a commit message like "refactor later" (narrator: they never refactored).
Future maintainers will curse your name, but hey—the traffic's still flowing!
