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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these students using a 32-bit integer for EVERYTHING! 💀 Meanwhile, that poor 8-bit char and 16-bit short are just STANDING THERE, completely IGNORED and UNEMPLOYED! The DRAMA! The WASTE of precious memory! It's like buying a mansion just to store your socks! Those memory-efficient data types are literally BEGGING to be used, but nooooo, let's just throw 32 bits at EVERYTHING because who needs optimization when you have 16GB of RAM, right?! The 1970s programmers are ROLLING in their retirement homes right now!

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper shoutout to the absolute heroes out there still downvoting questions on Stack Overflow during coronavirus lockdown. Traduci il Tweet 12:51 24 mar 20 Twitter Web App 351 Retweet 3.259 Mi pace 17 Sander DeBoezelaere 24 mar In risposta a iamdevloper Closed: this topic is too vague, ambiguous and duplicate from one year ago by same user. twitter.comiamdevloperst... (r) I Am Devloper iamdevlo... 24 apr 19 ah, empty day ahead, what to do... fix issues in own life? nah, too hard downvote a 4 year old Stack Overflow question because it wasn't quite phrased correctly according to guidelines? game 9 2 17 96 or in

That moment when you change a single line of CSS and suddenly your website looks like it was designed by a toddler with a crayon. "Just gonna adjust this padding by 2px" and boom—your layout transforms into a surprised Pikachu. The beauty of CSS: where "cascading" actually means "catastrophically scrambling stuff." And the best part? You have absolutely no idea which of the 47 overlapping style rules is causing it. Perfection.

Content Time spent "Programming" Time spent "Programming" fixed Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works. just because it's satisfying Actually Coding The circle on the left meetings ProgrammerHumor

Content HOW TO DEBUG YOUR CODE Start Is there a bug? Yes You're lying. Do you know the problem? No Try something random. Yes 7 Fix it. Did it work? Yes Did it create more bugs? Try and break something. No. Are you tired of debugging? No Yes Yes Your code is still buggy.

Ah, the Faustian bargain of Rust programming. You surrender your mental wellbeing to the borrow checker gods, and in return, they promise your code won't segfault at 2 AM in production. After 15 years of watching C++ codebases implode spectacularly, I'd make that trade too. The compiler yells at you for eight hours straight until you're questioning your career choices, but hey—no more "undefined behavior" or memory leaks bringing down your servers. It's basically paying therapy bills upfront instead of incident response bills later.