It Works In Production

That moment when you're so lost you can't even formulate a proper Google search. First you stare blankly at the screen wondering how to implement something. Then you try to Google it but realize you don't even know what keywords to use. So you're back to square one, still clueless, but now with the added shame of not knowing how to ask for help. The infinite loop of developer despair.

The unspoken rule of men's room etiquette is apparently nothing compared to a Python evangelist's urge to convert you. Ten years in the industry and I've never met a Python dev who can resist the opportunity to corner someone at a urinal and preach about their language of choice. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want to pee in peace without hearing about how "it's so readable" and "look how few lines of code you need." Trust me, the only whitespace I'm concerned about in this moment is the one between me and the next urinal.

The eternal battle between sensible learning paths and delusional ambition. On one side, we have the experienced developer and redditor suggesting the radical concept of actually learning fundamentals before attempting to build the next tech unicorn. On the other, the starry-eyed novice who watched exactly one React tutorial and is now convinced they're just a weekend away from dethroning Bezos. The audacity of thinking you can build Amazon after a single "Learn React in 1 Hour!" video is the perfect encapsulation of Dunning-Kruger in its purest form. The confidence curve of programming: from "I can build anything!" at minute 61 to "I understand nothing" after 10 years of experience.

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Content YOU'RE ASKINGA PRETTY HIGH SALARY FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENGE WELL, THIS JOB IS GOING TO BE SUPER HARD SINGE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING.

The meme perfectly illustrates the fundamental difference between TCP and UDP protocols. In the TCP world, data is carefully handed from sender to receiver with both parties acknowledging the transfer - like responsible parents making sure their baby is securely passed between them. Meanwhile, UDP is just yeeting the data into the void and hoping someone catches it. No handshakes, no acknowledgments, just pure networking chaos. It's the protocol equivalent of "I threw the data in your general direction, what happens next is not my problem."