It Works In Production

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It Works In Production

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The traffic light is barely hanging on by a thread, but the red light still works. Just like that production code you wrote at 2am with 17 nested if-statements and no comments. Sure, it looks like it might collapse at any moment, but the client only cares that it stops traffic... I mean, prevents runtime errors. Ship it.

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