It Works In Production

Content PROBLEMS IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE? CHOOSE A CAREER IN PROGRAMMING NO PERSONAL LIFE. NO PROBLEMS.

The AUDACITY of some developers! 💅 First, they quietly fork some poor abandoned GitHub repo that's been collecting digital dust for years. Then these ABSOLUTE MASTERMINDS update a few libraries, slap on their precious little feature, and have the sheer NERVE to declare their fork as the "new official source" on the original repo. But wait, it gets better! When actual humans dare to ask questions or submit PRs? *GHOSTED* faster than your ex after saying "we need to talk." The clown makeup progression is just *chef's kiss* - from mild deception to full-on open-source circus performer! It's the GitHub equivalent of claiming squatter's rights on someone's code and then ignoring the neighbors!

Nested cardboard boxes representing the endless <div> hell that is modern web development. Just wanted to center a button, ended up with 17 layers of containers, each with their own margin, padding, and existential purpose. The DOM inspector probably looks like a Russian nesting doll family reunion. And they say HTML isn't "real programming."

Content MY MOTHER TELLING ALL HER FRIENDS I CAN HACK COMPUTERS ingflp.com ME WHO ONCE MADE AN APP IN MIT APP INVENTOR THAT MAKES A BALL BOUNCE

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Content Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67