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The eternal WebP struggle summed up in one SpongeBob meme. You've got a fancy new image format that's supposed to be the future of the web - smaller file sizes, better quality, what's not to love? Then reality hits. Everything claims to support WebP until you actually try to use it. "Oh yes, our platform handles WebP!" they say confidently. But when you actually attempt to upload one, suddenly it's "PNG/JPG ONLY" like you're some kind of digital criminal for trying to use modern technology. Five years of hearing "WebP is the future!" and I'm still converting everything back to JPG because some random API decides WebP is too exotic. Classic case of "we support it" vs "we actually tested it."

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Ah, the classic "sun-grass" pun. Developers staring longingly at photos of the outdoors because they haven't seen natural light since that production bug three sprints ago. The "Miss You" title hits hard when your relationship with daylight has been reduced to desktop wallpapers. Nothing says "I've been coding for 16 hours straight" like emotional attachment to stock photos.

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Programmers: "Users will definitely understand this intuitive design." Users: *proceeds to transport lumber by wedging it between the truck door and side mirror* And this, friends, is why we have QA departments. No matter how foolproof you think your interface is, someone will find a way to use it in ways that defy the laws of both physics and logic. Just like how no amount of tooltips would prevent this truck owner from inventing a new cargo transport system.