It Works, Don't Touch It

Software engineering Technical debt Legacy code Spaghetti code Code quality Programming horror It works dont touch it Hacky-solutions Quick fixes Broken but functional

Programming Debugging Testing AI

27 days ago 157,471 views 0 shares

It Works, Don't Touch It

technical-debt-memes, hacky-solutions-memes, code-quality-memes, programming-horror-memes, it-works-dont-touch-it-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The traffic light is literally hanging by a thread but still functioning—just like that spaghetti code you wrote at 3 AM with 17 nested if-statements and zero comments. Sure, it violates every engineering principle known to mankind, but the unit tests pass! That red light stopping traffic is the digital equivalent of your monstrosity somehow preventing production crashes while your tech lead silently weeps during code review.

More Like This

Me a programming beginner

Programming

1 year ago 21.9K views 0 shares

Me a programming beginner | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hey you goin' to sleep? Yes, now shut up I found way to shorten the amount of code we need to use

Is it gonna ever change?

Programming

2 years ago 29.8K views 0 shares

Is it gonna ever change? | IT-memes, mac-memes, terraform-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Damien Owens OwensDamien The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk. 4:36 PM 122814 . Tweetbot for Mac

Its very Urgent

Programming

3 years ago 30.8K views 0 shares

Its very Urgent | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ME DOING FIXES IN PRODUCTION imgfip.com

When the previous team lead quits on a team of mid-level engineers

Programming

1 year ago 26.7K views 0 shares

When the previous team lead quits on a team of mid-level engineers | engineer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WE WILL MAKE YOU THE TEAM LEAD BUT WE DO NOT GRANT YOU RANK OF SENIOR

It really do be like that sometimes

Programming

3 years ago 23.3K views 0 shares

It really do be like that sometimes | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WHISPERING "FUCK ME PORNSTARS PROGRAMMERS

Day In The Life Of A Vibe Coder

Programming Devops

3 months ago 117.4K views 0 shares

Day In The Life Of A Vibe Coder

The mythical 10x developer has been spotted in the wild! This schedule reveals the secret sauce of elite programming: minimal actual coding, maximum vibing. From ignoring $350k job offers (because, ugh, office time) to fixing production outages during a casual call while sipping artisanal coffee, this developer somehow delivers godlike results despite spending most of their day napping, snoozing alarms, and starting the weekend at 2:40pm on a Thursday. The true flex? Getting praised by both the CTO and CEO while barely touching a keyboard. It's not about the hours you put in—it's about the strategic apple juice consumption and mastering the art of looking productive during the 17-minute workday.