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Ah yes, the classic "C isn't hard" followed by syntax that would make Cthulhu cry. That innocent-looking line is basically saying "f is an array of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void." It's like Russian nesting dolls, but instead of cute wooden figures, you get existential dread and compiler errors. The beauty here is the sheer audacity of claiming C isn't hard while showcasing precisely why developers wake up screaming at 3 AM. Pointer arithmetic: where "F" truly stands for "Fantastic, I'm never going to understand this."

OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of this meme! 🙄 Four years of algorithms, data structures, and crying over compiler errors just to pour oat milk into hipster cups?! The tech industry is LITERALLY collapsing while this CS grad is living his best life making latte art! The ultimate plot twist - trading Stack Overflow for coffee overflow! And you know what's the most INFURIATING part? He looks genuinely happy! Like, how DARE he find fulfillment outside the sacred temple of cubicles and Jira tickets?! The betrayal! The scandal! Next thing you know, bootcamp grads will be opening bakeries and the apocalypse will be complete!

The JavaScript purists have found their champion. Someone finally brave enough to sign an executive order against TypeScript, the language that dares to add types to JavaScript's beautiful chaos. Next thing you know, they'll be requiring documentation and consistent naming conventions. Pure madness. The compiler fanatics will be celebrating tonight with their manually allocated memory and segmentation faults while the rest of us just want to run npm install 47 times until something works.