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Even kidnappers have their limits. Imagine being the poor soul who thought they'd scored a ransom, only to endure a three-hour lecture on the elegant efficiency of B-trees versus the practical applications of hash tables. They're not throwing you out the window—they're yeeting you back to society before you start explaining why linked lists are actually underrated. The real hostage situation was them being trapped with a programmer who finally found a captive audience.

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Content You compile and test? Psssh, nOObs. As a seasoned programmer, I never compile - Ijust let our automated build system do it when I push to prod, which is always because I'm perfect. I've also remapped my backspace and delete keys because I never need them. One of them launches my music player and the other one types this comment.

The sweet victory of installing Linux Mint after battling technology all day is like finding water in the desert. That moment when the terminal finally stops throwing errors and you see the login screen is better than any five-star meal. The frog in formal attire announcing this monumental achievement with such gravitas is basically all of us pretending we didn't just spend six hours googling obscure driver compatibility issues and typing sudo apt-get with increasing desperation.