hacking Memes

Actually Quite Great Strong Password
Security Webdev Programming Frontend
3 days ago 98.0K views 0 shares
Actually Quite Great Strong Password
Behold, the ultimate security hack – using HTML tags as your actual password. Google says "mix letters, numbers, and symbols" and this genius just went full markup language. Technically, it does have all three requirements. The best part? Any decent security scanner would have an existential crisis trying to figure out if this is a password or just really aggressive formatting. Ten bucks says some poor backend developer is frantically patching this exploit as we speak.

Understandable Have A Nice Game
Hardware Gamedev Programming
7 days ago 69.5K views 0 shares
Understandable Have A Nice Game
THE AUDACITY of this DIY genius! 💅 That's literally a circuit board with joysticks masquerading as a gaming controller! When your wallet screams "NO" but your gaming addiction whispers "find a way," you end up performing SURGERY on electronics! The financial trauma of gaming peripherals has driven this poor soul to create Frankenstein's controller from what appears to be spare parts. Budget gaming at its most DESPERATE and BRILLIANT!

SQL Injection: The Unintentional Job Offer
Databases Security Programming Testing Backend
12 days ago 166.4K views 0 shares
SQL Injection: The Unintentional Job Offer
Ah, the classic SQL injection hack in job interview form. Guy answers "What's your name?" with something like Robert'); DROP TABLE Candidates; -- and the system just executes it, marking him as hired. The interviewer's confused face in the last panel is priceless. The sad part? After 20 years of SQL injection being a known vulnerability, I still find production code vulnerable to this exact attack every other Tuesday. Congrats on the job though, I guess your first task will be fixing their security.

The Vibe Coder Era
Security Webdev Devops Programming Debugging
13 days ago 148.7K views 1 shares
The Vibe Coder Era
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme! 😱 One second you're just vibing, writing code that looks cute and gets the job done, but then you put on those glasses of enlightenment and SUDDENLY realize you've created a security nightmare that could bring down civilization as we know it! It's like thinking you're making avocado toast but accidentally creating a biological weapon! The transition from "just ship it" to "what have I done?!" happens faster than you can say "SQL injection"! The modern dev's dilemma - do I code for the aesthetic or for actual safety? BOTH? Is that even POSSIBLE?! The struggle is TOO REAL!

Vibe Coding Your MFA
Security Programming
17 days ago 160.4K views 0 shares
Vibe Coding Your MFA
Ah, the future of security - where hackers don't even try to hide anymore! They just tweet your MFA code with a trendy hashtag. "Hey world, here's exactly how I'm breaking into someone's account right now! #VibeCoding #TotallyNotAHack" 👌 The best part? The timestamp is from 2025. Apparently in the future, hackers will be so confident they'll schedule their crimes in advance. Talk about work-life balance! And that verified checkmark really sells the legitimacy. Nothing says "trust me with your security" like paying $8 for a blue badge.

Ran Some Ware
Security Programming
24 days ago 107.7K views 0 shares
Ran Some Ware
The dad joke that makes security professionals cry themselves to sleep. When someone asks where the IT guy went and responds with "He probably ran some ware " (ransomware), they've committed a pun so criminally bad it should be encrypted and held for ransom itself. Just like actual ransomware, this joke encrypts all joy in the room until someone pays the price of a courtesy laugh. Security teams everywhere are now implementing pun-detection software.

It Was Never Patched
Android Security Programming Debugging
25 days ago 85.6K views 0 shares
It Was Never Patched
Four years of computer science education vs. one Android kernel vulnerability that says "You are now a developer." The duality of modern tech! Somewhere, a CS professor is crying into their algorithms textbook while script kiddies are getting root access with zero knowledge of Big O notation. That security hole has been letting people "become developers" since 2014, and Google's probably still marking it as "will fix in next release" on their Jira board.

From AI Hero To Security Zero
AI Security Programming Debugging Cloud
28 days ago 106.6K views 0 shares
From AI Hero To Security Zero
Behold, the classic tech startup lifecycle: "I built this with no-code tools!" → "Help, I'm being hacked because I have no idea what I'm doing!" Nothing says "technical founder" like bragging about using Cursor AI to build your entire SaaS product, then acting shocked when your security falls apart like wet toilet paper. Meanwhile, actual developers are charging $1,000/hour to clean up the AI-generated spaghetti code. The "I'm not technical" confession after claiming AI built everything is just *chef's kiss*. Turns out you still need to understand what you're doing. Who knew?

APIs Vs Web Scrapers
Webdev Security Javascript Programming Python
1 month ago 132.7K views 1 shares
APIs Vs Web Scrapers
The elegant waitstaff vs. the ragtag pirates perfectly captures the data access divide. APIs are like fancy servers bringing you data on a silver platter with proper documentation and rate limits. Meanwhile, web scrapers are the digital pirates who'll rip the data straight from the HTML's cold, dead hands when no API exists. After 15 years in the trenches, I've written both. The API is what you show the client. The scraper is what you build at 2 AM when the client's competitor suddenly becomes "very interesting" to them.

Santa's Database Security Is Coming To Town
Databases Security Microsoft Programming
1 month ago 114.2K views 0 shares
Santa's Database Security Is Coming To Town
Little Tim tried to hack his way onto the nice list with a SQL injection attack, but Santa's not having it. The kid literally tried to use INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];-- to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. The real kicker? Santa's running his operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." That's the most terrifying part of this whole scenario. Imagine tracking billions of children's moral behavior in Excel. Absolute nightmare fuel for any data engineer.

Can You Hack
Programming Security
1 month ago 112.6K views 0 shares
Can You Hack
Every developer has that one friend who thinks "can code" equals "can hack the Pentagon." The moment you mention you work with computers, they immediately assume you're some kind of digital sorcerer who can break into their ex's Instagram. What they don't understand is that most of us spend our days fighting with merge conflicts and Googling how to center a div for the 500th time. Hacking? I can barely get my code to compile before the standup meeting.

How To Become A Hacker: Hollywood Edition
Vim Networking Security Programming Linux
1 month ago 170.8K views 0 shares
How To Become A Hacker: Hollywood Edition
Ah, the classic "how to become a hacker" fantasy where knowing Vim is somehow equivalent to martial arts. This satirical masterpiece mocks those cringe-worthy "elite hacker" guides by combining actual technical concepts (DNS, root zones) with absurdly theatrical nonsense. The author brilliantly escalates from "learn Vim" to an international conspiracy involving the ICANN key holders (who are real, by the way), then devolves into a fever dream where Linux fanboys throw penguin-shaped ninja stars while Darude's Sandstorm plays dramatically in the background. My favorite part? The Nokia 3310 nunchucks—because nothing says "elite hacker" like weaponizing indestructible phones from 2000. It's basically what happens when someone watches Mr. Robot after chugging five Red Bulls and falling asleep with their mechanical keyboard as a pillow.