Vibe Coding Your MFA

Google's corporate evolution in one image. Started with "Don't Be Evil" in 2004, now apparently pivoting to "Killbots For Sale" by 2025. Typical tech company lifecycle - begin with idealistic college dorm room philosophy, end with weaponized AI that can efficiently terminate human life. Progress, I guess? Shareholders must be thrilled. Nothing says "increased quarterly earnings" like autonomous killing machines. Just waiting for the AWS Terminator instance pricing page to drop.

The classic "hacker tells victim to check out malware on localhost" trap. Except this time, the victim smugly navigates to localhost:8080, thinking they're immune... only to discover the malware actually runs locally. It's the digital equivalent of saying "your shoe's untied" and somehow still getting someone to look down despite them wearing sandals.

Oh look, another Microsoft "feature" to bypass! The classic ms-cxh:localonly command is like that secret handshake that lets you skip the bouncer at the club. After 20 years in tech, nothing brings me more joy than Microsoft thinking they've closed all the backdoors, only for us to find the service entrance. It's the digital equivalent of "I know a guy who knows a guy." The fancy bear in the tux knows what's up - why surrender your email, password, firstborn child, and DNA sample to install an OS you already paid for?

This meme perfectly captures the chaotic reality of network protocols for programmers! 😂 The joke here is that when someone says "Please follow protocol," they're asking you to follow a set of rules or procedures. But for programmers, the word "protocol" triggers an existential crisis because there are so many different networking protocols to choose from! The image shows a menacing character (from what appears to be an anime) with various protocol names floating around - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, etc. - representing the overwhelming number of communication protocols programmers need to deal with. It's like asking "which restaurant should we go to?" and getting bombarded with every restaurant in a 50-mile radius. The meme perfectly captures that moment of "Wait, which protocol are you talking about? I know like 20 different ones!" Every programmer who's had to work with networking or IoT has felt this pain - staring into the abyss of protocols and wondering which one is the right choice for their specific use case. And just when you think you've mastered them all, a new one appears!

Look at that URL parameter: isGina=false . Some developer really said "let's just hardcode user identity in the query string" and called it a day. Security through obscurity at its finest! Next time Gina forgets her password, she just needs to hack the URL to isGina=true and boom—instant access. Who needs authentication when you can just tell the system who you are? Somewhere a security engineer is having a panic attack while the intern who wrote this is proudly adding "implemented user authentication system" to their resume.

From fictional pirate to actual digital pirate. John McAfee, the chaotic neutral of tech, went from creating antivirus software to becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Started a security empire, then spent years on the run dodging taxes and authorities while tweeting cryptocurrency advice from yachts. The man literally had "not today" tattooed on his arm when it came to paying the government. If Jack Sparrow had a CompSci degree, he'd absolutely be running some sketchy blockchain startup from international waters.