From AI Hero To Security Zero

THE SWEET, SWEET LIBERATION! 😭 Developers everywhere are WEEPING TEARS OF JOY now that AI has swooped in like some coding superhero to murder our toxic relationship with StackOverflow! No more getting absolutely DESTROYED for asking why your code isn't working! No more comments like "This question was asked in 1874, do your research!" No more downvotes because you forgot a semicolon! It's like being released from programming prison where the guards were all people with 500k reputation points who judged your will to live based on your question formatting. FREEDOM AT LAST!

Ah, the sweet innocence of AI coding assistants. You ask them to fix one simple bug, and they happily fly away while your codebase explodes in the background. Twenty years in this industry and I've learned one truth: the only thing more dangerous than a junior dev with admin access is an AI confidently "helping" your code. The smug little face says it all - "My work here is done!" Meanwhile, you're left explaining to the product manager why the login button now launches nuclear missiles. Classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

The ultimate programming paradox exposed! First frame accuses programmers of not being able to write code without stealing someone else's. Then ChatGPT smugly asks "CAN YOU?" only to be met with a devastating realization in the final frame—neither can AI. The irony is chef's kiss perfect. ChatGPT was literally trained on other people's code from GitHub repos, Stack Overflow answers, and documentation. It's like being called out for plagiarism by someone who memorized the entire library. The circle of theft is now complete!

Forget complex algorithms! This Python developer decided to outsource the "is odd number" check to ChatGPT. Just casually burning through API credits to determine if a number has a remainder when divided by 2. The function makes a full API call, parses the response, and checks if the answer contains "yes" - all to replace a simple return number % 2 != 0 . Peak computational efficiency! 💸

The eternal battle between humans and AI summed up in one glorious exchange. While ChatGPT smugly cranks out flawless code in milliseconds without a single itch, the human developer proudly announces their victory in the most primal way possible. The true competitive advantage of humanity? Multitasking capabilities that Silicon Valley hasn't figured out how to replicate yet. Take that, machine learning!

Five of these panels show the typical innovation S-curve where technology evolves from primitive (MS-DOS, Internet Explorer) to peak performance (Windows 95, Chrome). Then there's music... where we apparently peaked at Napster and it's been downhill ever since. The real innovation was clearly the ability to download entire discographies without paying a cent. Progress isn't always what corporate overlords want you to believe it is.