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Electron: The RAM Devouring Monster
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
5 days ago 59.3K views 0 shares
Electron: The RAM Devouring Monster
Electron is the JavaScript framework that thinks your 128GB of RAM is a personal challenge. The tweet shows task manager with memory usage at 95% with almost 80GB consumed by a single app. Chrome: "I'm the memory hog!" Electron: "Hold my node_modules folder." Nothing says "modern development" quite like needing server-grade hardware to run a glorified text editor. Eight years of optimization work and it still treats RAM like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Total Bloatware Death
Programming Webdev Hardware Gamedev Debugging
12 days ago 58.9K views 0 shares
Total Bloatware Death
The ultimate bloatware assassin: hire one dev with a potato laptop and rural internet as your team's performance gatekeeper! 🥔💻 Imagine trying to explain why your fancy ray-tracing feature won't load on their ancient 2GB RAM machine while they're legally permitted to roast you into oblivion. "But it works on MY machine" won't save you from their dial-up-powered wrath! It's like having a performance budget enforcer with actual consequences. Add unnecessary bloat? Face the ancient laptop tribunal and pray for mercy. The dream solution for a world drowning in electron apps that somehow need 16GB RAM to display "Hello World"!

Kill Process Or Sacrifice Children
Databases Backend
26 days ago 21.5K views 0 shares
killProcessOrSacrificeChildren | code-memes, iphone-memes, electron-memes, rds-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Samantha Morlote therealsmorlote !!! THE BELOW MESSAGE WAS DISPLAYED ON SOMEONE'S TV. CODE WAS DISPLAYED, MIXED WITH THE WORDS "KILL PROCESS OR SACRIFICE CHILD" ! ! ! !! ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS ! ! Monroc Electronics, Inc. CAB System E03-03: Cent03 rolease 6.9 Final) Kennel: 2.6.32-696.30.1.16.1606 on on 1606 ToMP27vidpEN301 login: Out of semory: KIll procest 12099 file) score OG1 or Ba crifice child Hillod process 12059, MID 0, (ole) totol-u: 1090132k0, anon-ran:79341Gk0, flo-r so:500D Dat af acmory: WIll process 20970 (ule) acore 061 or sacrifice child NIl Tod process 20970, UID B, (ulc) (otel-um: 1097260kB, anon-ros:00007240, CHle-r at:20010 Bat of senory: MIl process 16879 (ule) score 056 ar nocrifice child, But of schory: M111 process 18399 (ulc) score 011 ar socrifica child KIlled proceas 18309, UID B, (ulc) total-u:1041900kB, onon-ras:72009240, File-r an: 10010 2:58 PM 81121 Twitter for iPhone

Unpopular Opinion: Most Electron Apps Can Be Built With Nice UI & Performance In Rust Or C++
Backend
1 month ago 9.2K views 0 shares
Unpopular Opinion: Most Electron Apps Can Be Built With Nice UI & Performance In Rust Or C++ | c++-memes, electron-memes, performance-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] We have you surrounded hand over your PC hate Electron hate electron

I Dont Want To Download Abrowser
Frontend
2 months ago 3.2K views 0 shares
iDontWantToDownloadABrowser | web-memes, electron-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "We offer a desktop application for our web app.. ... made with Electron"

No Way
Programming Java Linux Debugging Testing
2 months ago 13.8K views 0 shares
noWay | programming-memes, software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, server-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, electron-memes, jar-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Heisenbug Article Talk XA For the Linux distribution codenamed Heisenbug, see Fedora Linux. Not to be confused with Heisenberg. In computer programming jargon, a heisenbug is a software bug that seems to disappear or alter its behavior when one attempts to study it. 1 The term is a pun on the name of Werner Heisenberg, the physicist who first asserted the observer effect of quantum mechanics, which states that the act of observing a system inevitably alters its state. In electronics, the traditional term is probe effect, where attaching a test probe to a device changes its behavior.

Its The Same Right
Databases Backend
4 months ago 5.8K views 0 shares
itsTheSameRight | software-memes, graphs-memes, try-memes, electron-memes, version-memes, list-memes, release-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5 paragraphs O words bytes O lists Start with 'Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...' Generate Lorem Ipsum what is Lovem Ipsum? Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

No Kidding This Is Real Convo That Happened
Programming
6 months ago 6.2K views 0 shares
noKiddingThisIsRealConvoThatHappened | code-memes, electron-memes, ide-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Manager:- we are doing this app in electron Me:- why are we not going native, to take full advantage of the system? Manager:- electron is native only Me:- huh? Manager:- inside electron they use native code only. Me:-

Big brained meme I created
Programming Python Linux Databases Frontend
9 months ago 14.2K views 0 shares
Big brained meme I created | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, electron-memes, git-memes, data-memes, xml-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HTML isn't a programming language. It's a markup language!1 It's not turing-complete!!1 You are not a real programmer!!1 34 34 HTML is a programming language. 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 HTML is a programming language because it is declarative instructions meant to be executed by a computer. Turing-completeness does not determine whether a language is a programming one or not. Does that mean that data formatting standards, such as XML, LaTeX, Roff etc. are really programming languages? Yes, because ultimately a programming language is an artificial abstract categorization we setup to refer to different rules and data. CSS, Conway's game of life, REAL life and digital electronics are all turing complete yet most people wouldn't call them 14 programming langauges. Why? Because it's 2 0.1 semantics. Either way, most people who laugh at "HTML isn't a 130 145 programming langauge memes are brainlets.

Wikihow be like
Backend
10 months ago 3.6K views 0 shares
Wikihow be like | code-memes, computer-memes, c++-memes, electron-memes, hardware-memes, date-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, rust-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content wikiHow Learn why people trust wikilow COMPUTERS AND ELECTRONICS OPERATING SYSTEMS How to Make a Computer Operating System Written by Nicole Levine, MA O Last Updated: June 28, 2022 Approved Download Article This wikilow teaches you how to plan and develop an operating system if you don't know how to code in C, or C. Operating systems manage computer hardware and provide the resources that applications need to run. Writing an operating system from scratch

Kill Process Or Sacrifice Child
Python Databases Backend Cloud
10 months ago 7.5K views 0 shares
killProcessOrSacrificeChild | code-memes, electron-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, vm-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Samantha Morlote therealsmorlote !!!THE BELOW MESSAGE WAS DISPLAYED ON SOMEONE'S TV. CODE WAS DISPLAYED, MIXED WITH THE WORDS "KILL PROCESS OR SACRIFICE CHILD" ! ! ! !! ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS ! ! tharoe Electronics, Inc. Ent Suston (ENS-03: Cent0S release 6.9 (FInal) Kennel: 2.6.32-696.30.1.016.1606 on on 1606 TAMPZ? vidp.CA301 login: Dal of aemory: KISS proccist 12090 ale) score 061 or sa crifice chila MIlod process 12059, UID B, (ule) total-4: 109013248, anon-ras:79341640, fla-r 50:50010 Dat of schory: WIII proceus 20970 (ulc) scare 061 ar sacrifice child kit fed process 20970, MID D, (vic) total-: 107726010, anon-res00007240, CHa-r SE :20010 Dat of schory: WIII process 16879 (ule) score 056 or socrifice child AIled process Tuscs, Wis B, (ole) total-use: 1072540kD, anon-ras:00403240), File-r as 127230 Dat of schory: MI11 process 18399 (ule) score 011 ar socrifice child KIlled process 18399, UID B, (ulc) (otal-ue: 1011900kB, anon-ras:72039248, file-r 86:100kB

CS majors
Programming
10 months ago 11.7K views 0 shares
CS majors | programming-memes, computer-memes, computer science-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, program-memes, electron-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes, cs-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer Science Majors: CS is so hardadd.!!! ( a a The math is so intense, algorithms are hard AF, we have to do a lot of programming and we don't even have time to take showers!! Physics, Maths, Chemical Engineering, Aerospace Engineering, Electrical and Electronics Engineering etc. Majors: Keep silence and continue to study