Someone asked if their 12-year-old laptop is too old, and got hit with the most ridiculous laptop-to-human-years conversion formula ever conceived. According to this galaxy brain math, laptops age 15 years for every human year, making that 10-year-old laptop equivalent to a 150-year-old person. "Should be dead but isn't, for some reason" is the most accurate description of any legacy hardware still running in production. Meanwhile, Google Chrome is over here eating 8GB of RAM with three tabs open, telling you your perfectly functional laptop from 2013 can't handle modern web browsing. The laptop survived a decade of abuse, coffee spills, and Windows updates, but sure, it's the hardware that's the problem—not your 47 Electron apps running simultaneously. Fun fact: That "ancient" laptop probably still boots faster than your brand new machine if it's running a lightweight Linux distro instead of bloated modern software that thinks 16GB RAM is a starting point.