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The textbook writer clearly slept through their CS101 class. Claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" is like saying "A Ferrari (or a Bicycle)" is a transportation device. Sure, they both get you places, but one will make you curse at traffic while the other makes you curse at your own legs. This is the academic equivalent of telling your barber "just give me that JavaScript haircut... you know, the Java one." The Android part later is just *chef's kiss* - the perfect garnish on this knowledge casserole of confusion.

Asking regex to be normal is like asking a cat to fetch your mail. The screaming response of incomprehensible symbols is exactly what happens when you're desperately trying to validate an email address at 2AM while your deadline looms. That chaotic string of brackets, backslashes, and special characters isn't just regex being difficult—it's regex being its authentic self. And honestly, would we even recognize it if it made sense? The true developer rite of passage is writing a regex pattern, forgetting what it does, then being too afraid to modify it when it somehow works.

Started the day thinking "I'll just add a simple button to the center of this div" and ended it with 47 Stack Overflow tabs open, contemplating a career in goat farming. The tweet perfectly captures that special CSS hell where what should take 2 minutes turns into an existential crisis. Nothing says "I'm a professional developer" quite like trying 17 different combinations of flex, grid, margin: auto, and position: absolute before giving up and just adding 173px of padding to the left.

Expectation: Writing elegant code with perfect structure and original logic. Reality: WHEEEZE *frantically searching through 2000 lines of code at 3am* "I FORGOR SEMICOLON" And then there's that one missing semicolon that keeps you awake for 4 days straight while your non-programmer friends think you're being dramatic. No, Chad, this isn't like when you "missed her" - this is psychological warfare between me and a punctuation mark that Satan himself invented.