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You know those quarterly meetings where management asks what you've accomplished? Yeah, "legit useful/profitable non-scam vibe coded apps" didn't make it to the boardroom this year either. Instead, we've got another blockchain-powered AI NFT marketplace that solves problems nobody has. The sign gets yeeted out the window faster than a deprecated npm package. The real tragedy is that somewhere in your git stash, there's probably a genuinely useful tool you built at 2 AM that actually saves people time. But nope, annual meeting gets the crypto-enabled todo list app with "synergy." See you next fiscal year, functional software.

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