Lead Complainer Here

Content Senior Devs having an argument over project implementation made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io Me not understanding half the shit that's going on

Content Shire If else if else if else ... USE2 OPPORtMUB Switch

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Content Time a dev speds talking during stand up Code Quality

The eternal IT paradox: "Trust but verify" taken to its logical extreme. Poor Eric drove two hours just to press a power button that three people swore was already on. This is why we develop trust issues and insist on seeing error logs ourselves. Nothing quite builds character like a 4-hour round trip to flip a switch that takes 2 seconds. The server was probably running perfectly... in someone's imagination.

Who needs clean code when you can just feel it? Developers rejecting structured programming in favor of the vastly superior method of just vibing with the codebase. Sure, your code might be an incomprehensible mess that makes future maintainers contemplate a career change, but at least it has soul . The commit message? "It works, don't ask how."