Do Not Anger The Elephant

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Future bedtime stories will feature tales of the mythical AWS outage of 2025. Dad sits there, thousand-yard stare, remembering how he just watched the status page turn red while half the internet collapsed because someone decided DynamoDB should be the single point of failure for... everything. The real heroes were the on-call engineers who had to explain to executives why their million-dollar systems were defeated by a database hiccup. Meanwhile, the rest of us just refreshed Twitter until that went down too.

That moment when you realize your database migration just turned production into a testing playground. The cat clinging to the wall represents your desperate attempt to avoid the Dobermans (your team) who are about to discover why the customer portal suddenly shows test data. Pro tip: Always triple-check your connection string before hitting that magical "execute" button. Your career longevity might depend on it. The best part? The inevitable Slack message: "Hey, quick question... why does our CEO's account show a balance of $0.01?"

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Content 1AM A FULL STACK DEV AND I HATE DIGITAL TASK BOARDS. PAPER AND POST-ITSARE WAY BETTER.

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