Please Just Pass The Ticket

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Please Just Pass The Ticket

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QA engineers staring at clearly broken code like it's a butterfly specimen. "Is this expected behavior?" they ask, while developers silently pray they'll just mark the ticket as resolved. The eternal dance of quality assurance versus reality, where one person's catastrophic failure is another's "working as designed."

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