The World's Most Efficient Decision Tree

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Content YOU DON T EVER HAVE TO PASS PARAMETERS IF EVERY VARIABLE IS A GIORAL VARIABLE imgflip.con

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this man showing up in a tie-dye Hawaiian shirt and SHORTS to a meeting! But that's what happens when you reach god-tier status in tech! 💅 Once you've written enough code that keeps the entire company from imploding, you've EARNED the right to dress like you're about to hit the beach after debugging production for 72 hours straight. Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants are suffocating in button-ups trying to look competent! The true mark of senior engineering status isn't a fancy title—it's the freedom to look like you just rolled out of bed and STILL have everyone hanging on your every word!

Content IF CIT GENERATES SO MANY "CONFLICTS", WHY NOT SWITCH TO A OTHER SOURCE CONTROL SYSTEM WITH NO CONFLICTS? JUNIOR DEV DEN SENIOR DEV

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The eternal computer science debate that makes absolutely no sense to normal humans: endianness. On the left, the logical person crying because "end" should refer to what comes last (little-endian should be MSB first). On the right, Danny Cohen smugly enjoying the chaos he created by naming it backwards - where "big end" refers to the most significant byte coming first. For the uninitiated: endianness determines how multi-byte values are stored in memory. It's like arguing whether to read a number from left-to-right or right-to-left, except we've been fighting about it since the 1980s and nobody will ever surrender.