The World's Most Efficient Decision Tree

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The World's Most Efficient Decision Tree

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The world's most efficient and accurate decision tree in computing history. While VCs throw millions at anything with "blockchain" in the pitch deck, actual engineers have known this truth for years. The 2025 update will just be the same diagram with "Do I need AI?" added, and spoiler alert - the answer is also "No." Unless you're selling to people who don't understand technology but control the budget.

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