The Evolution Of Developer Communities

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Content My PC: Autosaves a file Me: Nice, but where did the file save? My PC: Good question.

Content Stop Using Anti- Self Language Instead of: Say: I am an impostor lam a scammer 1 am a bad person for doing what I do I am the worst employee at my company and one day they will all find out I do not deserve my salary, position, or the recognition that comes with these things because I have not truly earned them I am doing something deeply immoral by pretending to be better than I actually am I am a master of trickery and should be revered I am the most successful con artist in history and will never be caught 1 deserve these things, not because I have worked for them but because people were foolish enough to give them to me 1 get paid 600 a week to edge at my desk all day lmao

The classic tech interview ambush! You're told "come as you are" for the interview, so you show up in your comfy black hoodie and jeans like a proper developer. Meanwhile, the interviewer is sitting there in full business attire looking at you like you just committed a merge conflict to production. This is the software engineering equivalent of a trap card. The unwritten rule of tech interviews: dress code is simultaneously "casual" and "business professional" until observed, existing in a quantum superposition that collapses into "wrong" the moment you make a choice.

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When LinkedIn meets GitHub, truth bombs explode! This genius "Senior Data Engineer" created a script that automatically commits to GitHub every few minutes—making his contribution graph look like he's coding 24/7. Little did he know his "10-minute hack" would expose the entire tech hiring circus. The second part shows a recruiter drooling over this fake activity: "We offered him $500k without even interviewing!" Because apparently, a green GitHub grid is more impressive than actual skills. Who needs technical interviews when you can automate your way to looking productive? Remember kids, it's not about building useful things—it's about making sure your contribution graph looks like a radioactive lawn.