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The universal get-out-of-jail-free card for on-call engineers everywhere! When AWS went down yesterday, every developer suddenly had the perfect excuse to dodge responsibility. "Sorry boss, can't fix that critical bug... it's an AWS problem." *smug face* Meanwhile, you're just chilling on the couch, secretly grateful that for once, it's actually someone else's infrastructure to blame. The sweet relief when the biggest cloud provider becomes the scapegoat and you can finally get some sleep instead of debugging your own spaghetti code at 2 AM.

Oh how the mighty have fallen! 💀 Remember when companies expected you to master 17 different technologies, frameworks, and certifications in the time it takes to microwave a burrito? Now they're just like "Here's a course on how to ask an AI to do your job for you." The absolute AUDACITY of these companies thinking they can replace our blood, sweat, and Stack Overflow tears with "Hey Copilot, make me look competent." Next they'll be offering courses on "How to look busy while an LLM writes your entire codebase" and "Advanced techniques in taking credit for AI-generated solutions." The tech industry's evolution from "prove your worth through impossible certifications" to "just learn to type good prompts" is the greatest betrayal since they removed the headphone jack!

When your muscle memory betrays you during an outage... First you panic at Cloudflare being down, then you instinctively switch to AWS us-east-1, forgetting it's the region that crashes more often than my development server after a Friday deploy. It's like running from one burning building straight into another one that's somehow always on fire. The cloud giveth, and the cloud taketh away your weekend plans.

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