When Simple Tasks Meet Overengineering

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2 months ago 149,277 views 2 shares

When Simple Tasks Meet Overengineering

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You ask CSS to change a button color to blue. CSS, being the overachiever it is, starts implementing a full blockchain governance system instead. That moment when you're physically restraining your cursor from executing 500 lines of unnecessary code just to change a hex value. Just another Tuesday in web development.

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