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Oh, you sweet summer child suggesting we fix existing bugs? How DARE you bring logic and reason to a product meeting! While the backlog is literally screaming for attention with 10,000 unresolved issues, management is out here chasing every shiny buzzword like it's Pokémon GO all over again. "Blockchain! AI! Web3! Metaverse!" Meanwhile, Production is on fire, users can't log in, and Karen from accounting still can't export that CSV file—but sure, let's pivot to implementing blockchain in our to-do list app because some CEO read a Medium article.
The poor developer suggesting bug fixes got defenestrated faster than you can say "technical debt." Because why would we invest in boring things like stability, performance, or user satisfaction when we could slap "AI-powered" on everything and watch the investors throw money at us? Who needs a functioning product when you have a killer pitch deck, am I right?
