Priorities First: Zero-Indexed Relationship

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8 months ago 412,182 views 0 shares

Priorities First: Zero-Indexed Relationship

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Relationship saved with a single line of code. Guy tells his girlfriend she's at index 1 in his array of interests, making her think she's his #2 priority. Plot twist: arrays start at 0, so she's actually his #1. Classic programmer misdirection that works because non-programmers don't realize zero-indexing exists. Somewhere, a senior dev is nodding approvingly at this elegant solution to a production issue.

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