It Scares The Hell Out Of Me

Every CS grad knows the pain of relatives thinking we're tech wizards who can hack NASA with a toothpick. In reality, most of us are just frantically Googling Stack Overflow while pretending we remember how sorting algorithms work. The awkward smile in this meme is the universal "I mostly just know how to look things up and occasionally make computers do stuff" face that every developer wears at family gatherings. Four years of education to become professional Googlers with impostor syndrome.

You spend weeks meticulously planning your project architecture. You document everything. You set up your environment. You write your first function. Then the bugs start appearing like medieval catapult ammunition and your entire codebase explodes into a cloud of segfaults and null pointer exceptions. The "Expedition 33" at the end really sells it. Because just like in Kingdom Come: Deliverance, you're not on your first rodeo anymore. You've been through this 32 times before. You know the drill. You accept your fate. You git reset --hard and start over. Again. Some call it debugging. Veterans call it Tuesday.

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Oh look, it's the classic Steam tag repetition bug showing its true colors! When your game preferences are so strong that the recommendation algorithm just gives up and starts stuttering. This poor soul's Steam tags are basically just "Hunting" and "Dragons" on repeat—like when you're debugging and your code keeps echoing the same value because you forgot to increment your counter in that for loop. The algorithm's basically trapped in an infinite loop of while(userLikes === "Hunting" || userLikes === "Dragons") { recommendMore(); } without any exit condition!

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