Zero-Indexed Dating Disaster

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Zero-Indexed Dating Disaster

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The eternal tragedy of dating a non-programmer. She says "1st table" but he's sitting at "Table 00" because in his world, counting starts at zero. Meanwhile, she's at "Table 01" wondering why she matched with this pedantic nerd in the first place. This is why programmers stay single – we're too busy arguing about whether arrays start at 0 or 1 to realize we're missing the date entirely.

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