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The ultimate developer prank: advertising a fake conference with a registration link to localhost:3000 . It's like telling someone their prize is in their own pocket ! The localhost address points to your own computer, so anyone trying to register would just hit their own machine—assuming they're even running a server on port 3000. Pure networking comedy gold that separates the CS degree holders from the bootcamp graduates. The 206 upvotes suggest plenty of developers fell for it before realizing they've been magnificently bamboozled.

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