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Every developer who's dealt with datetime bugs knows the answer immediately: find whoever invented timezones and have a very stern conversation. Daylight saving time? Half-hour offsets? UTC vs local time? The International Date Line doing whatever it wants? The rage is real. You think you've got it figured out with ISO 8601 and moment.js (RIP), then some user in Arizona (which doesn't observe DST except on the Navajo Nation which does) files a bug report and you're back to questioning your entire career. Honestly, the only correct way to handle time is to store everything in UTC and let someone else deal with the display logic. But do we? No. Because we're optimists who think "this time will be different."

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Someone finally figured out the naming convention. JavaScript gets .js, TypeScript gets .ts, VBScript gets .vbs, and naturally the next evolution is just... **** it, .fs for "FScript" I guess? The guy's face says it all—he's reached enlightenment. He's seen the matrix. He understands that if we keep adding suffixes to "Script," we'll eventually run out of letters and have to start using emojis. .💩script anyone? The real joke here is that .fs is actually F#'s file extension, but sure, let's pretend it stands for a cursed scripting language that nobody asked for. The progression from legitimate languages to complete nonsense mirrors the exact feeling of reading a job posting that requires 47 different JavaScript frameworks.

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Why do the assigned task when you can build an entire automated system to avoid it? Nothing says "CS student energy" like spending 10x the effort to hack a solution rather than just watching those damn videos. College Board probably wanted to teach API integration anyway, right? The real lesson was the GraphQL queries we wrote along the way. Every developer knows that automating a 1-hour task with a 10-hour solution is the true mark of genius. It's not laziness—it's efficiency at scale . Future you will thank present you... maybe.