Keep It Simple Stupid

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Keep It Simple Stupid

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The AUDACITY of JavaScript developers to create an entire UNIVERSE just to print numbers 0-15! Look at that top code—creating an array, filling it, mapping it, and THEN forEach-ing it?! HONEY, WHY?! Meanwhile, the humble for loop at the bottom is sitting there like "I've been doing this since 1995, darling." This is the programming equivalent of using a rocket launcher to kill a spider. I can't even! 💅

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