Ah, the classic programmer's date night disaster. The message says "meet me at 1st table" but our hero sits at "TABLE 00" while she's at "TABLE 01".
Because in programming, arrays start at index 0, not 1. Eight years of coding and I still reflexively go to the zeroth element when someone says "first." It's not a bug, it's a feature of our corrupted brains.
And this, friends, is why programmers stay single. We're technically correct, which is simultaneously the best and worst kind of correct.