The engineering hierarchy has been exposed! Electrical engineers think they're battling the final boss with their wire mazes. Mechanical folks are over there playing with fancy VR gadgets thinking they're special. But the TRUE suffering? It's MATLAB users starting arrays at index 1 like absolute psychopaths.
The programming world has an unwritten constitution, and Article 1 clearly states: "Thou shalt begin counting at zero." MATLAB just woke up and chose violence. It's like putting pineapple on pizza but for code - technically possible but morally questionable.