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Windows mistaking the image of a processor for actual hardware is peak operating system intelligence. Like when your friend says they know computers because they once changed their desktop background. This is basically Windows getting excited about finding a JPEG of a CPU and planning the parade. Next up: discovering RAM by opening a memory.png file.

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The genius of this joke is that it's a meta-commentary on internet terminology! "POV" (Point of View) is notoriously misused in memes—it's supposed to show what you'd see from your perspective, not a third-person view of yourself. But here, the original poster actually used POV correctly in the most technical sense: we're seeing exactly what you'd see if you were looking at a CS student who managed to talk to a woman—because they're usually too busy debugging their side projects or arguing about tabs vs. spaces to develop social skills. It's like finding a bug that's actually a feature. The rarest of occurrences in software development.