Arrays Start At Zero, Not Wine

Content You get slightly nervous in an interview. You accidentally pronounce QT as Q.T. SQL as S.Q.L. pi as P.I.

Remember when we could just code without limits? Now we're all sobbing into our keyboards after ChatGPT hits us with that sweet "you've reached your usage limit" message. Suddenly you're forced to remember how to write a for-loop without AI assistance, like some kind of caveman programmer from 2021. The tears are real when you realize you'll have to debug your own code until your credit card statement resets.

Forget MM/DD/YYYY vs DD/MM/YYYY debates! Some evil frontend developer decided the best date format is "YYYY/DM/DM" and expects users to calculate their own birthday. It's like telling someone "your birthday is in 1990, now solve for x where x equals the day you were born divided by the month, twice." This is what happens when you let the same person who named variables like temp1 , temp2 , and finalTempIPromise design your forms.

The eternal battle between proper CSS and raw HTML hacks plays out in hackathon form. On the left, the purist frontend dev having an absolute meltdown over someone using multiple <br> tags for spacing. On the right, the chaotic neutral coder who's just trying to ship something before the deadline hits. Ten years in the industry and I still see senior devs using five <br> tags in production. Why learn margin-bottom when you can just slam the enter key a few times? The real hackathon spirit isn't elegant code—it's whatever unholy abomination gets you to the demo on time.

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