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The perfect illustration of code documentation in the wild! That empty diagram labeled "How programmers comment their code" is painfully accurate. We all start our projects with grand intentions of detailed comments, then reality hits and suddenly it's just blank spaces and cryptic symbols. The most documented part of any codebase is usually that one function written at 3 AM that no one remembers writing. Future you will definitely understand what that single-letter variable does six months from now, right? Trust me, even senior devs with 15 years of experience are looking at this and nervously laughing while avoiding eye contact with their Git history.

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this pun! Someone actually glued a RAM stick to a literal leek vegetable and called it a "memory leek." I'm DECEASED! 💀 This is what happens when programmers go grocery shopping after debugging for 48 hours straight. Next thing you know they'll be putting thermal paste on their sandwiches and wondering why their CPU is still overheating. The Windows laptop in the background is just silently judging all of our life choices right now.

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Finally, a package that solves the real problem in Python development: those pesky foreign imports being too fast and efficient! Want your data analysis to take an entire coffee break instead of milliseconds? Slap a 200% tariff on pandas! Need to justify that 3-hour lunch while "waiting for your script to finish"? Import numpy with a 50% slowdown tax! This satirical gem perfectly captures the absurdity of trade politics by imagining what would happen if programming packages had import taxes. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like artificially crippling your own tools for nationalist programming pride. Next feature request: a firewall that physically heats up when you use non-domestic packages.

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