I'd Quit Too

The eternal struggle of the underpaid code monkey, summed up in a dad joke that's so bad it's good.

It's a pun on "arrays" (data structures that store multiple values) and "a raise" (that mythical increase in salary your boss keeps promising).

The real tragedy? Most of us would actually stay for a new mechanical keyboard and unlimited snacks in the break room. Our standards are embarrassingly low.