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Array Love Index One

arrays Developer life Array indexing Zero-indexing Programming-relationships

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1 year ago 524,518 views 1 shares

Array Love Index One

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Relationship saved by a zero-indexing technicality. The girlfriend thinks she's second place, but in most programming languages arrays start at index 0, making index 1 actually the second element. So while she thinks she's getting a compliment about being his #1 interest, she's technically his #2. Programmer gets to keep coding and girlfriend. Mission accomplished without a single git conflict.

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