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Content Related What personality trait makes a bad developer? Thinks like a normal person, not a programmer. Normal people get things done; programmers get computers to do it. I am extremely lazy; I will spend 12 hours programming something that would take me 2 hours to do, because: 1. It takes me 2 hours to do it the first time, and 2 hours to do it the second. But it takes my program 0 hours to it the first time and the second time and every futire time, 2. you NEVER do stuff only once. 3. I make mistakes. When I do it the first time, I will get something wrong, but I wont want to spend another 2 hours to do it again. But I can test the program and run it until it gets it right.

The fastest character development arc in programming history. Tweeted "I love C++" and 34 minutes later: "I regret this tweet. What in the name of f*ck." That's the standard lifecycle of a C++ project: initial excitement followed by existential dread when you encounter your first undefined behavior or spend 3 hours debugging a memory leak. The honeymoon phase with C++ lasts exactly until you try to use a string.

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The four-panel comic perfectly encapsulates the special hell of GPU driver updates. First panel: developer hates themselves after a bug-filled day. Second panel: bigger figure comforts them. Third panel: AMD/NVIDIA drops their "latest drivers" that break everything. Fourth panel: developer discovers they now hate the drivers more than themselves. Nothing quite like spending weeks debugging your code only to realize it was the driver update all along. At least your self-loathing has a new target.

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