Relationship saved by a zero-indexing technicality. The girlfriend thinks she's second place, but in most programming languages arrays start at index 0, making index 1 actually the second element. So while she thinks she's getting a compliment about being his #1 interest, she's technically his #2. Programmer gets to keep coding and girlfriend. Mission accomplished without a single git conflict.
Array Love Index One
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