Artists Cry, Programmers Sparkle

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of comparing artists to programmers! 😱 Artists are over there WEEPING DRAMATICALLY when someone uses their precious painting, while programmers are having a full-on SPARKLY-EYED ANIME MELTDOWN of pure joy when someone actually uses their code! We spend 97 hours debugging that monstrosity and you're ACTUALLY USING IT?! *faints dramatically* The validation we crave is so pathetic it's actually adorable. While artists are like "my artistic soul is being exploited," programmers are like "SOMEONE FOUND MY GITHUB REPO? IS THIS REAL LIFE?!" The bar is literally on the floor for our happiness. It's fine. We're fine. *twitch*

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