Can You Guess What's About To Happen Next?

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Can You Guess What's About To Happen Next?

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The crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed: Death Note meets web development! Light Yagami just discovered the ultimate weapon against buggy websites - simply write "JavaScript" in the Death Note and watch as every single webpage within a 50-mile radius crashes immediately. The callback hell is about to get a whole new meaning. Somewhere in Silicon Valley, a senior developer just felt a cold shiver down their spine without knowing why. That smirk says it all - he's not killing people, he's killing everyone's productivity for the next sprint.

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