Can You Guess What's About To Happen Next?

Ah, the classic regex email validation bell curve. The sweet spot of sanity sits right in the middle where people use a simple EMAIL.CONTAINS('@') check and call it a day. On the low IQ end, you've got folks using the same basic check, blissfully unaware of the horrors that await. On the high IQ end, you've got the regex wizards who've stared into the abyss of RFC 5322 compliance and returned with that monstrosity at the top of the image. After 15 years in the industry, I've come to accept that email validation is like quicksand—the harder you fight for perfection, the deeper you sink. Just check for an @ symbol and move on with your life. Your sanity will thank you.

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The EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of staring at your IDE like a possessed donkey while waiting for autocomplete to kick in! That semicolon might as well be the holy grail, and you're just DYING to hit TAB and move on with your life. But nooooo, your cursor is frozen in time like your career prospects, forcing you to experience each millisecond as an eternity. The sheer AGONY of modern development - reduced to begging technology to finish your punctuation while your soul leaves your body!

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